Funny Bike Quotes

Here is a great way of knowing what your bike says about you!

#Hero Splendour: My dad make all the decisions in my family!
#TVS Jive: Sorry I am in a hurry,no time to talk and m already behind my monthly target!
#Hero Passion: I can't afford a premium bike!
#Bajaj Platina: Sigh! I thought the city mileage is in 3 figures...
#TVS Star City: The name gives me the feeling of a car...(Honda City)
#Honda CB Twister: It gives same mileage as the unicorn but its cheaper...and it comes in Golden too!
#Suzuki Heat: Oops, I thought its a 100cc bike!
#Suzuki Slingshot: I like to stand apart from crowd...VERY APART!
#Hero Glamour: I still can't afford a premium bike...
#Honda CBF Stunner: I thought its the new Karizma!
#Hero Ignitor: I thought its the new Stunner.
#Yamaha Gladiator: One Day,I will definately catch that pulsar with my bike!
#TVS Flame: I will burn all the bikes!
#Suzuki Hayate: I went for the Access but the sales guy gave me a free poster of Salman with it!
#Bajaj Pulsar 135 LS: I wasn't able to resist A PULSAR available for less than 55 thousand Rs.
#Hero Hunk: I want to attract girls by any mean possible!
#Bajaj Pulsar: My friends,my relatives,my family members,my watchman,my colleagues and even my milkman has got this bike!
#Hero CBZ Extreme: Once I fell OFF THE EDGE from 3rd floor of a building(head first) and the rest is history!
#Yamaha FZ-16: I am not into desi bikes.
#Hero Impulse: I am so sick of bad Indian roads with potholes.
#TVS Apache RTR 160/FI: I don't like HH and Bajaj bikes...seriously!
#Honda Unicorn: I can afford a 150cc bike but I can't afford fuel price!
#Yamaha Fazer: I don't know anything about the CC and BHP...I just wanna go for touring with my Dad's money.
#Bajaj Avenger: I always wanted to ride Harley Davidson...Sigh!
#Yamaha R15: I've got money But I don't know how to drive a car!
#TVS APACHE RTR 180: I smoked out R15 and Pulsar 180... Now tell me when Hero Honda's 180 coming???
#Hero Karizma: Fuel Prices??? I don't know what are you talking about?
#Hero Karizma ZMR: R15 is way too common and I don't like Yamaha bikes either...
#Bajaj Pulsar 220: I am the fastest and I hate Karizma!
#Bajaj Pulsar 200 NS: Make way for the desi boy.
#Kawasaki Ninza250: Why stick to 40 when I can fly at 140!!!
#Honda CBR 250: I like commuting to & fro my office on a sports bike.
#Royal Enfield: I eat all day and loves to seek everybody's attention!


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