10 March 2009

Magnetic Repulsion (Hero Honda Glamour)

Today I am going to rip off tv ad of HH Glamour.

The first word that came to my mind when I saw this ad was “CRAP”. I am really pissed of by that guy who is behind all the bullshit ads of HH. This company makes bikes or what? Or they have special power in them? Like I told you before, Karizma has the ‘power’ of wiping the mud off itself, and this piece of shit named Glamour makes the rider to understand “Mann ki Baat of Girls”. What the f*#k???

In this ad, a guy is somewhat jealous of the other guy because he is lonely and without girls. So he ask that guy, what’s the formula for all that? That guy gives him the bike keys and says “Mann ki Baat Samjho”. Next minute he takes a ride and listens to all the girls what’s going through their minds? With a help of that 125cc, 9 bhp i.e. under powered (most of the other bikes in this segment are above 10 bhp) and over priced bike. I don’t know why people are supporting this company even we have international companies (Yamaha, Honda, Suzuki) in our country. Their bikes are far more better than this joint venture company (Hero group which is famous for Hero Puchs and Bicycle) which is a partner of a respected Japanese company Honda.

So I urge this company to make better bikes and far more better ads. I am not saying that this company was dumb from start. If you remember, HH Achiever ad was awesome but the bike was a flop big time. So this company is just unlucky, if they get the ad correct than the product turns into a failure. And even if they get the product right (HH Hunk), the ad turns into a nightmare, i.e. transforming of bike into a bull, HORRIBLE. (More on this, later) Coming back to the topic, the tagline of the bike is “Magnetic Attraction”. But somebody tell this JACKA$$, suppose if the bike really had the magnetic attraction even than it would have been failed to attract girls because Magnet Attracts Iron not human beings. That kind of ad and the product can do only one thing i.e. REPULSION. I wonder if there is really a guy behind all these ads or it is some teenager who is thinking of his fantasies or never attended school!!!



......NEXT UP- HH HUNK...... More to come...

2 comments:

  1. i think hero honda wants to maintain its image of MILEAGE BIKES,
    which is inherited from HERO Cycles group,
    which can do countless Kms with just Air of 1 rs :D

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  2. very true... ;-)
    but even their bikes are not fuel efficient... anybody out there tell me the name of any fuel efficient bike from HH and the mileage figure too...

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