Whenever I think of writing a review on some other ad, Hero Honda manages to grab his place by making another disastrous ad. Every time guys, every time. But I promise, in my next review there will be some other company in place of Hero Honda.
So let’s get started. This ad claims that Hero Honda bikes follow one rule- Fill it, Shut it, Forget it. Whenever I think of a HH bike, only third one come to my mind i.e. Forget it. In this ad, Splendour NXG is used but u can’t hear its name anywhere in this whole commercial ad. This ad is the perfect example of the height of stupidity and most important, PRACTALITY.
In this ad, a guy receives a msg on his cellphone that says Good Night from his GF. So to show his “squeeze” how much he loves her, he rides his bike (Yes, the NXG, to impress a girl?) to her home. To say what? Good Night!!! How romantic??? Romantic my ASS… The girl replies, “Itni door se”??? And than the moron says, “Reply toh karna hi tha”. Shithead, u have money for the petrol not for the SMS? According to the ad, it was quite far and it would’ve cost him petrol worth 5 Rs at least. It’s a small amout but replying by SMS is way more cheaper than that. And this thing is not over yet. He reaches his home and just when he sits, receives another msg saying Sweet Dreams. Than this asshole flaunts his smile while tossing his keys in his hand and rides again to…(u know where). Either the guy is rich or he owns a petrol pump. But according to the bike he has, I don't think so.
Goddamn HH guys, what the hell u are doing out there. Recession has done such thing to you that u all are completely out of your minds. Where others are making no nonsense ads than why are u making ads that are Non sense. For example, look at the new TVS Scooty Ad featuring Sania Mirza, it makes a lil bit sense sans Karizma –ish Style mud splashing on the face of one of the guy. And the last line of the ad is extremely funny. So while others are working hard (which I think) than HH should do the same. I am now tired of repeating my words again and again. Stop stop stop making crap ads otherwise in place of Fill it, shut it, forget it, people will say this---
F#*K IT, SHOOT IT, FORGET IT!!!
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26 May 2009
Leaders are the same... (2)
Similarities b/w Hero Honda and Airtel...
Just like the last time, i told u some striking similarities between HH and Maruti Suzuki, this time I m gonna tell u some similarities between HH and Airtel.
(1)Market Position- They both are the market leaders.
(2)Share Holders- Another company Honda have some share in Hero honda, Just like the vodafone have some share in Bharti Airtel.
(3)Foreign Competitors- Above companies(Honda and Vodafone) which hold few shares are,foreign based and they are direct competitors for HH and Bharti Airtel respectively.
(4)MS Dhoni- MS Dhoni is the brand ambassador of their competition i.e. TVS and Aircel.
(5)Customer Base- Both HH and Airtel have the customer base of above one crore.
(6)Rivals- The name of both of their "real" rivals starts from "B" which are now in pathetic position and they used to dominate the market in past. They are BSNL and Bajaj.
Just like the last time, i told u some striking similarities between HH and Maruti Suzuki, this time I m gonna tell u some similarities between HH and Airtel.
(1)Market Position- They both are the market leaders.
(2)Share Holders- Another company Honda have some share in Hero honda, Just like the vodafone have some share in Bharti Airtel.
(3)Foreign Competitors- Above companies(Honda and Vodafone) which hold few shares are,foreign based and they are direct competitors for HH and Bharti Airtel respectively.
(4)MS Dhoni- MS Dhoni is the brand ambassador of their competition i.e. TVS and Aircel.
(5)Customer Base- Both HH and Airtel have the customer base of above one crore.
(6)Rivals- The name of both of their "real" rivals starts from "B" which are now in pathetic position and they used to dominate the market in past. They are BSNL and Bajaj.
Bike = Bull !!! (Hero Honda Hunk)
I am the leader, I am the boss, I can do anything and you have to accept... sorry, tolerate it. Thats what Hero Honda thinks. If you don't believe me, than just take a look at their ads. Whenever I watch any of their crap ads, I am like...#%@*!!! As you've read my review on Glamour ad (if not, than u better read it first) ;-)
Before starting, I wanna share one more thing with you. I somewhere read that TV ads of Hero Honda are getting rave reviews. (Here I go again) Say what? Rave Reviews? Dude, whoever posted that he/she was ill...I mean mentally. Tell me, where the hell are you guys are getting rave reviews of your ads? Am I living in third world? This or That ad of Hero Honda is awesome,I never saw that kind of ad, have any one of you heard that??? But I've heard about the Pulsarmania ad, which was...SUPERB(no, not skoda superb). HH guys,once just once read any of my review on your ads. You will sure quit the job of Hero Honda. Atleast Hero Honda always gets rave reviews about the products. But c'mon, not the ads.
So after few and quite interesting trailors or spoilers or teasers or...whatever they call them, there comes the ad. The ad of the product which will help them to survive above 125cc segment (thats what they think). In your dreams Hero Honda. The customer of this product is mainly youth, and what we think, is different from the customers of 100c bikes. We just don't look at the logo of the company, and blindly buy the bike no matter how high the price is!!! Half lakh, yes just look at this way, most of the people spend half a lakh, nearly 50,000 Rs. for a mere 100cc bike???
Now back to the topic... In this ad, a guy is riding the bike through some mountain area or whatever. Just look at the helmet.Is this the kind of helmet u wear while riding a 150cc bike???
Anyway,no big deal till now. Suddenly the guy saw a group of bulls in his way. Normal people like us would have changed the route or just waited for the bulls to move away from there. But this guy, this maniac, this guy from other world,with his bike "Transforms" into another big bull that scares away all the other bulls. Are you a son of magician or Hero Honda Hunk have a button somewhere that transforms the bike into a bull??? This shit is not finished here. They have launched a so called Special Edition which have a logo of standing bull on its rear two legs(can't stop laughing). And with both red alloys... That reminded me of CBZ-Xtreme with rear red wheel and front black wheel which is a huge hit among various circus in our country. Yes, that bike just favours the character of clown with one red and another black alloy wheel(no offence to the buyers of that bike). This ad of Special Edition Hunk is still on air with minor changes done to the original ad. They should have transformed the Special edition hunk into the bull... with red legs, a red racing stripe along his back and red horns. LMAO.
Anyway, I think HH guys have somehow heard about my reviews because their latest ad of Hero Honda Passion Pro is nice. I really like this ad. No crap, no super powers, no non-sense, just the right projection of the product with its features. There, you got it. See HH, its not that hard. So stop torturing us with your horrible ads and make some good ads.Believe it or not, I own a CBZ(the old one) and few other members of my family own other Hero Honda bikes. So this proves I am not a paid guy from Bajaj or any other company which loves to criticize ads, price and products of Hero honda. But here's another thing that I am soon going to sell off my CBZ and buy a Yamaha :D
Before starting, I wanna share one more thing with you. I somewhere read that TV ads of Hero Honda are getting rave reviews. (Here I go again) Say what? Rave Reviews? Dude, whoever posted that he/she was ill...I mean mentally. Tell me, where the hell are you guys are getting rave reviews of your ads? Am I living in third world? This or That ad of Hero Honda is awesome,I never saw that kind of ad, have any one of you heard that??? But I've heard about the Pulsarmania ad, which was...SUPERB(no, not skoda superb). HH guys,once just once read any of my review on your ads. You will sure quit the job of Hero Honda. Atleast Hero Honda always gets rave reviews about the products. But c'mon, not the ads.
So after few and quite interesting trailors or spoilers or teasers or...whatever they call them, there comes the ad. The ad of the product which will help them to survive above 125cc segment (thats what they think). In your dreams Hero Honda. The customer of this product is mainly youth, and what we think, is different from the customers of 100c bikes. We just don't look at the logo of the company, and blindly buy the bike no matter how high the price is!!! Half lakh, yes just look at this way, most of the people spend half a lakh, nearly 50,000 Rs. for a mere 100cc bike???
Now back to the topic... In this ad, a guy is riding the bike through some mountain area or whatever. Just look at the helmet.Is this the kind of helmet u wear while riding a 150cc bike???
Anyway,no big deal till now. Suddenly the guy saw a group of bulls in his way. Normal people like us would have changed the route or just waited for the bulls to move away from there. But this guy, this maniac, this guy from other world,with his bike "Transforms" into another big bull that scares away all the other bulls. Are you a son of magician or Hero Honda Hunk have a button somewhere that transforms the bike into a bull??? This shit is not finished here. They have launched a so called Special Edition which have a logo of standing bull on its rear two legs(can't stop laughing). And with both red alloys... That reminded me of CBZ-Xtreme with rear red wheel and front black wheel which is a huge hit among various circus in our country. Yes, that bike just favours the character of clown with one red and another black alloy wheel(no offence to the buyers of that bike). This ad of Special Edition Hunk is still on air with minor changes done to the original ad. They should have transformed the Special edition hunk into the bull... with red legs, a red racing stripe along his back and red horns. LMAO.
Anyway, I think HH guys have somehow heard about my reviews because their latest ad of Hero Honda Passion Pro is nice. I really like this ad. No crap, no super powers, no non-sense, just the right projection of the product with its features. There, you got it. See HH, its not that hard. So stop torturing us with your horrible ads and make some good ads.Believe it or not, I own a CBZ(the old one) and few other members of my family own other Hero Honda bikes. So this proves I am not a paid guy from Bajaj or any other company which loves to criticize ads, price and products of Hero honda. But here's another thing that I am soon going to sell off my CBZ and buy a Yamaha :D
08 March 2009
Funny Bike Quotes
Here is a great way of knowing what your bike says about you!
#Hero Splendour: My dad make all the decisions in my family!
#TVS Jive: Sorry I am in a hurry,no time to talk and m already behind my monthly target!
#Hero Passion: I can't afford a premium bike!
#Bajaj Platina: Sigh! I thought the city mileage is in 3 figures...
#TVS Star City: The name gives me the feeling of a car...(Honda City)
#Honda CB Twister: It gives same mileage as the unicorn but its cheaper...and it comes in Golden too!
#Suzuki Heat: Oops, I thought its a 100cc bike!
#Suzuki Slingshot: I like to stand apart from crowd...VERY APART!
#Hero Glamour: I still can't afford a premium bike...
#Honda CBF Stunner: I thought its the new Karizma!
#Hero Ignitor: I thought its the new Stunner.
#Yamaha Gladiator: One Day,I will definately catch that pulsar with my bike!
#TVS Flame: I will burn all the bikes!
#Suzuki Hayate: I went for the Access but the sales guy gave me a free poster of Salman with it!
#Bajaj Pulsar 135 LS: I wasn't able to resist A PULSAR available for less than 55 thousand Rs.
#Hero Hunk: I want to attract girls by any mean possible!
#Bajaj Pulsar: My friends,my relatives,my family members,my watchman,my colleagues and even my milkman has got this bike!
#Hero CBZ Extreme: Once I fell OFF THE EDGE from 3rd floor of a building(head first) and the rest is history!
#Yamaha FZ-16: I am not into desi bikes.
#Hero Impulse: I am so sick of bad Indian roads with potholes.
#TVS Apache RTR 160/FI: I don't like HH and Bajaj bikes...seriously!
#Honda Unicorn: I can afford a 150cc bike but I can't afford fuel price!
#Yamaha Fazer: I don't know anything about the CC and BHP...I just wanna go for touring with my Dad's money.
#Bajaj Avenger: I always wanted to ride Harley Davidson...Sigh!
#Yamaha R15: I've got money But I don't know how to drive a car!
#TVS APACHE RTR 180: I smoked out R15 and Pulsar 180... Now tell me when Hero Honda's 180 coming???
#Hero Karizma: Fuel Prices??? I don't know what are you talking about?
#Hero Karizma ZMR: R15 is way too common and I don't like Yamaha bikes either...
#Bajaj Pulsar 220: I am the fastest and I hate Karizma!
#Bajaj Pulsar 200 NS: Make way for the desi boy.
#Kawasaki Ninza250: Why stick to 40 when I can fly at 140!!!
#Honda CBR 250: I like commuting to & fro my office on a sports bike.
#Royal Enfield: I eat all day and loves to seek everybody's attention!
## PLEASE DO NOT CHECK OUT REST OF THE BLOG IT WILL OFFEND YOU##
#Hero Splendour: My dad make all the decisions in my family!
#TVS Jive: Sorry I am in a hurry,no time to talk and m already behind my monthly target!
#Hero Passion: I can't afford a premium bike!
#Bajaj Platina: Sigh! I thought the city mileage is in 3 figures...
#TVS Star City: The name gives me the feeling of a car...(Honda City)
#Honda CB Twister: It gives same mileage as the unicorn but its cheaper...and it comes in Golden too!
#Suzuki Heat: Oops, I thought its a 100cc bike!
#Suzuki Slingshot: I like to stand apart from crowd...VERY APART!
#Hero Glamour: I still can't afford a premium bike...
#Honda CBF Stunner: I thought its the new Karizma!
#Hero Ignitor: I thought its the new Stunner.
#Yamaha Gladiator: One Day,I will definately catch that pulsar with my bike!
#TVS Flame: I will burn all the bikes!
#Suzuki Hayate: I went for the Access but the sales guy gave me a free poster of Salman with it!
#Bajaj Pulsar 135 LS: I wasn't able to resist A PULSAR available for less than 55 thousand Rs.
#Hero Hunk: I want to attract girls by any mean possible!
#Bajaj Pulsar: My friends,my relatives,my family members,my watchman,my colleagues and even my milkman has got this bike!
#Hero CBZ Extreme: Once I fell OFF THE EDGE from 3rd floor of a building(head first) and the rest is history!
#Yamaha FZ-16: I am not into desi bikes.
#Hero Impulse: I am so sick of bad Indian roads with potholes.
#TVS Apache RTR 160/FI: I don't like HH and Bajaj bikes...seriously!
#Honda Unicorn: I can afford a 150cc bike but I can't afford fuel price!
#Yamaha Fazer: I don't know anything about the CC and BHP...I just wanna go for touring with my Dad's money.
#Bajaj Avenger: I always wanted to ride Harley Davidson...Sigh!
#Yamaha R15: I've got money But I don't know how to drive a car!
#TVS APACHE RTR 180: I smoked out R15 and Pulsar 180... Now tell me when Hero Honda's 180 coming???
#Hero Karizma: Fuel Prices??? I don't know what are you talking about?
#Hero Karizma ZMR: R15 is way too common and I don't like Yamaha bikes either...
#Bajaj Pulsar 220: I am the fastest and I hate Karizma!
#Bajaj Pulsar 200 NS: Make way for the desi boy.
#Kawasaki Ninza250: Why stick to 40 when I can fly at 140!!!
#Honda CBR 250: I like commuting to & fro my office on a sports bike.
#Royal Enfield: I eat all day and loves to seek everybody's attention!
## PLEASE DO NOT CHECK OUT REST OF THE BLOG IT WILL OFFEND YOU##
More to come...
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