15 June 2009

F#*k It,Shoot It,Forget It !!! (Hero Honda Splendour NXG)

Whenever I think of writing a review on some other ad, Hero Honda manages to grab his place by making another disastrous ad. Every time guys, every time. But I promise, in my next review there will be some other company in place of Hero Honda.

So let’s get started. This ad claims that Hero Honda bikes follow one rule- Fill it, Shut it, Forget it. Whenever I think of a HH bike, only third one come to my mind i.e. Forget it. In this ad, Splendour NXG is used but u can’t hear its name anywhere in this whole commercial ad. This ad is the perfect example of the height of stupidity and most important, PRACTALITY.

In this ad, a guy receives a msg on his cellphone that says Good Night from his GF. So to show his “squeeze” how much he loves her, he rides his bike (Yes, the NXG, to impress a girl?) to her home. To say what? Good Night!!! How romantic??? Romantic my ASS… The girl replies, “Itni door se”??? And than the moron says, “Reply toh karna hi tha”. Shithead, u have money for the petrol not for the SMS? According to the ad, it was quite far and it would’ve cost him petrol worth 5 Rs at least. It’s a small amout but replying by SMS is way more cheaper than that. And this thing is not over yet. He reaches his home and just when he sits, receives another msg saying Sweet Dreams. Than this asshole flaunts his smile while tossing his keys in his hand and rides again to…(u know where). Either the guy is rich or he owns a petrol pump. But according to the bike he has, I don't think so.

Goddamn HH guys, what the hell u are doing out there. Recession has done such thing to you that u all are completely out of your minds. Where others are making no nonsense ads than why are u making ads that are Non sense. For example, look at the new TVS Scooty Ad featuring Sania Mirza, it makes a lil bit sense sans Karizma –ish Style mud splashing on the face of one of the guy. And the last line of the ad is extremely funny. So while others are working hard (which I think) than HH should do the same. I am now tired of repeating my words again and again. Stop stop stop making crap ads otherwise in place of Fill it, shut it, forget it, people will say this---

F#*K IT, SHOOT IT, FORGET IT!!!