Leaders are the same... (2)

Similarities b/w Hero Honda and Airtel...

Just like the last time, i told u some striking similarities between HH and Maruti Suzuki, this time I m gonna tell u some similarities between HH and Airtel.

(1)Market Position- They both are the market leaders.

(2)Share Holders- Another company Honda have some share in Hero honda, Just like the vodafone have some share in Bharti Airtel.

(3)Foreign Competitors- Above companies(Honda and Vodafone) which hold few shares are,foreign based and they are direct competitors for HH and Bharti Airtel respectively.

(4)MS Dhoni- MS Dhoni is the brand ambassador of their competition i.e. TVS and Aircel.

(5)Customer Base- Both HH and Airtel have the customer base of above one crore.

(6)Rivals- The name of both of their "real" rivals starts from "B" which are now in pathetic position and they used to dominate the market in past. They are BSNL and Bajaj.

Leaders are the same... (1)

Maruti Suzuki and Hero Honda, both companies are totally different but according to me they are very similar to each other. Let me explain this...

1) Leaders- Both industries are lead by these JV's i.e. Joint Ventures of Hero Honda and Maruti Suzuki.

2)Rivals- Both leaders have desi rivals against them and they both are far behind because of quality issues.Hero Honda's rival is Bajaj, Maruti Suzuki's rival is Tata.

3)Rivals 2- They both have another desi rival which is ahead of them in another segment. (I think) Hero Honda's desi rival is TVS which leads scooty segment and Maruti Suzuki's desi rival is Mahindra & Mahindra which leads SUV segment by scorpio.

4)Honda- This company is the common competitor for both.

5)Cross Competitions- Mahindra and Mahindra has entered in two wheeler segment by acquiring Kinetic motors and Bajaj is soon going to launch cheap four wheeler with the help of Renault-Nissan.

6)Survival- Their first desi rivals are surviving in the industry by many forms(models) of only one product. Bajaj is surviving by pulsar 150,180,200 and 220 and recently launched xcd 135 which bajaj says is inspired by pulsar. Tata is surviving by Indica, Xeta, Indigo, Marina, CS, and the recently launched Indica Vista.

7)Foreign Competitions- Both are badly hit by foreign competitions. Hero Honda by Yamaha and Honda,Maruti Suzuki by Hyundai and Honda.

8)Support- Both are known for their widely spread customer support and service centers.

8) Last Name- Maruti Suzuki has the name Suzuki which is a competitor of Hero Honda, and Hero Honda has the name Honda which is a competitor of Maruti Suzuki. ;-)

Apart from this, they both have major differences-
New Launches- Hero Honda is somewhat or very lazy in launching new models, this company believes in upgrading its existing models but Maruti Suzuki constantly launches super cool new models.

Value for money- Maruti Suzuki provides value for money for its cars, whereas Hero Honda makes a fool out of people by selling small 100cc bikes for a whooping 45-47,000 Rs. More to come...

Funny Bike Quotes

Here is a great way of knowing what your bike says about you!

#Hero Splendour: My dad make all the decisions in my family!
#TVS Jive: Sorry I am in a hurry,no time to talk and m already behind my monthly target!
#Hero Passion: I can't afford a premium bike!
#Bajaj Platina: Sigh! I thought the city mileage is in 3 figures...
#TVS Star City: The name gives me the feeling of a car...(Honda City)
#Honda CB Twister: It gives same mileage as the unicorn but its cheaper...and it comes in Golden too!
#Suzuki Heat: Oops, I thought its a 100cc bike!
#Suzuki Slingshot: I like to stand apart from crowd...VERY APART!
#Hero Glamour: I still can't afford a premium bike...
#Honda CBF Stunner: I thought its the new Karizma!
#Hero Ignitor: I thought its the new Stunner.
#Yamaha Gladiator: One Day,I will definately catch that pulsar with my bike!
#TVS Flame: I will burn all the bikes!
#Suzuki Hayate: I went for the Access but the sales guy gave me a free poster of Salman with it!
#Bajaj Pulsar 135 LS: I wasn't able to resist A PULSAR available for less than 55 thousand Rs.
#Hero Hunk: I want to attract girls by any mean possible!
#Bajaj Pulsar: My friends,my relatives,my family members,my watchman,my colleagues and even my milkman has got this bike!
#Hero CBZ Extreme: Once I fell OFF THE EDGE from 3rd floor of a building(head first) and the rest is history!
#Yamaha FZ-16: I am not into desi bikes.
#Hero Impulse: I am so sick of bad Indian roads with potholes.
#TVS Apache RTR 160/FI: I don't like HH and Bajaj bikes...seriously!
#Honda Unicorn: I can afford a 150cc bike but I can't afford fuel price!
#Yamaha Fazer: I don't know anything about the CC and BHP...I just wanna go for touring with my Dad's money.
#Bajaj Avenger: I always wanted to ride Harley Davidson...Sigh!
#Yamaha R15: I've got money But I don't know how to drive a car!
#TVS APACHE RTR 180: I smoked out R15 and Pulsar 180... Now tell me when Hero Honda's 180 coming???
#Hero Karizma: Fuel Prices??? I don't know what are you talking about?
#Hero Karizma ZMR: R15 is way too common and I don't like Yamaha bikes either...
#Bajaj Pulsar 220: I am the fastest and I hate Karizma!
#Bajaj Pulsar 200 NS: Make way for the desi boy.
#Kawasaki Ninza250: Why stick to 40 when I can fly at 140!!!
#Honda CBR 250: I like commuting to & fro my office on a sports bike.
#Royal Enfield: I eat all day and loves to seek everybody's attention!


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