Similarities b/w Hero Honda and Airtel...
Just like the last time, i told u some striking similarities between HH and Maruti Suzuki, this time I m gonna tell u some similarities between HH and Airtel.
(1)Market Position- They both are the market leaders.
(2)Share Holders- Another company Honda have some share in Hero honda, Just like the vodafone have some share in Bharti Airtel.
(3)Foreign Competitors- Above companies(Honda and Vodafone) which hold few shares are,foreign based and they are direct competitors for HH and Bharti Airtel respectively.
(4)MS Dhoni- MS Dhoni is the brand ambassador of their competition i.e. TVS and Aircel.
(5)Customer Base- Both HH and Airtel have the customer base of above one crore.
(6)Rivals- The name of both of their "real" rivals starts from "B" which are now in pathetic position and they used to dominate the market in past. They are BSNL and Bajaj.
26 May 2009
Bike = Bull !!! (Hero Honda Hunk)
I am the leader, I am the boss, I can do anything and you have to accept... sorry, tolerate it. Thats what Hero Honda thinks. If you don't believe me, than just take a look at their ads. Whenever I watch any of their crap ads, I am like...#%@*!!! As you've read my review on Glamour ad (if not, than u better read it first) ;-)
Before starting, I wanna share one more thing with you. I somewhere read that TV ads of Hero Honda are getting rave reviews. (Here I go again) Say what? Rave Reviews? Dude, whoever posted that he/she was ill...I mean mentally. Tell me, where the hell are you guys are getting rave reviews of your ads? Am I living in third world? This or That ad of Hero Honda is awesome,I never saw that kind of ad, have any one of you heard that??? But I've heard about the Pulsarmania ad, which was...SUPERB(no, not skoda superb). HH guys,once just once read any of my review on your ads. You will sure quit the job of Hero Honda. Atleast Hero Honda always gets rave reviews about the products. But c'mon, not the ads.
So after few and quite interesting trailors or spoilers or teasers or...whatever they call them, there comes the ad. The ad of the product which will help them to survive above 125cc segment (thats what they think). In your dreams Hero Honda. The customer of this product is mainly youth, and what we think, is different from the customers of 100c bikes. We just don't look at the logo of the company, and blindly buy the bike no matter how high the price is!!! Half lakh, yes just look at this way, most of the people spend half a lakh, nearly 50,000 Rs. for a mere 100cc bike???
Now back to the topic... In this ad, a guy is riding the bike through some mountain area or whatever. Just look at the helmet.Is this the kind of helmet u wear while riding a 150cc bike???
Anyway,no big deal till now. Suddenly the guy saw a group of bulls in his way. Normal people like us would have changed the route or just waited for the bulls to move away from there. But this guy, this maniac, this guy from other world,with his bike "Transforms" into another big bull that scares away all the other bulls. Are you a son of magician or Hero Honda Hunk have a button somewhere that transforms the bike into a bull??? This shit is not finished here. They have launched a so called Special Edition which have a logo of standing bull on its rear two legs(can't stop laughing). And with both red alloys... That reminded me of CBZ-Xtreme with rear red wheel and front black wheel which is a huge hit among various circus in our country. Yes, that bike just favours the character of clown with one red and another black alloy wheel(no offence to the buyers of that bike). This ad of Special Edition Hunk is still on air with minor changes done to the original ad. They should have transformed the Special edition hunk into the bull... with red legs, a red racing stripe along his back and red horns. LMAO.
Anyway, I think HH guys have somehow heard about my reviews because their latest ad of Hero Honda Passion Pro is nice. I really like this ad. No crap, no super powers, no non-sense, just the right projection of the product with its features. There, you got it. See HH, its not that hard. So stop torturing us with your horrible ads and make some good ads.Believe it or not, I own a CBZ(the old one) and few other members of my family own other Hero Honda bikes. So this proves I am not a paid guy from Bajaj or any other company which loves to criticize ads, price and products of Hero honda. But here's another thing that I am soon going to sell off my CBZ and buy a Yamaha :D
Before starting, I wanna share one more thing with you. I somewhere read that TV ads of Hero Honda are getting rave reviews. (Here I go again) Say what? Rave Reviews? Dude, whoever posted that he/she was ill...I mean mentally. Tell me, where the hell are you guys are getting rave reviews of your ads? Am I living in third world? This or That ad of Hero Honda is awesome,I never saw that kind of ad, have any one of you heard that??? But I've heard about the Pulsarmania ad, which was...SUPERB(no, not skoda superb). HH guys,once just once read any of my review on your ads. You will sure quit the job of Hero Honda. Atleast Hero Honda always gets rave reviews about the products. But c'mon, not the ads.
So after few and quite interesting trailors or spoilers or teasers or...whatever they call them, there comes the ad. The ad of the product which will help them to survive above 125cc segment (thats what they think). In your dreams Hero Honda. The customer of this product is mainly youth, and what we think, is different from the customers of 100c bikes. We just don't look at the logo of the company, and blindly buy the bike no matter how high the price is!!! Half lakh, yes just look at this way, most of the people spend half a lakh, nearly 50,000 Rs. for a mere 100cc bike???
Now back to the topic... In this ad, a guy is riding the bike through some mountain area or whatever. Just look at the helmet.Is this the kind of helmet u wear while riding a 150cc bike???
Anyway,no big deal till now. Suddenly the guy saw a group of bulls in his way. Normal people like us would have changed the route or just waited for the bulls to move away from there. But this guy, this maniac, this guy from other world,with his bike "Transforms" into another big bull that scares away all the other bulls. Are you a son of magician or Hero Honda Hunk have a button somewhere that transforms the bike into a bull??? This shit is not finished here. They have launched a so called Special Edition which have a logo of standing bull on its rear two legs(can't stop laughing). And with both red alloys... That reminded me of CBZ-Xtreme with rear red wheel and front black wheel which is a huge hit among various circus in our country. Yes, that bike just favours the character of clown with one red and another black alloy wheel(no offence to the buyers of that bike). This ad of Special Edition Hunk is still on air with minor changes done to the original ad. They should have transformed the Special edition hunk into the bull... with red legs, a red racing stripe along his back and red horns. LMAO.
Anyway, I think HH guys have somehow heard about my reviews because their latest ad of Hero Honda Passion Pro is nice. I really like this ad. No crap, no super powers, no non-sense, just the right projection of the product with its features. There, you got it. See HH, its not that hard. So stop torturing us with your horrible ads and make some good ads.Believe it or not, I own a CBZ(the old one) and few other members of my family own other Hero Honda bikes. So this proves I am not a paid guy from Bajaj or any other company which loves to criticize ads, price and products of Hero honda. But here's another thing that I am soon going to sell off my CBZ and buy a Yamaha :D
01 May 2009
Leaders are the same... (1)
Maruti Suzuki and Hero Honda, both companies are totally different but according to me they are very similar to each other. Let me explain this...
1) Leaders- Both industries are lead by these JV's i.e. Joint Ventures of Hero Honda and Maruti Suzuki.
2)Rivals- Both leaders have desi rivals against them and they both are far behind because of quality issues.Hero Honda's rival is Bajaj, Maruti Suzuki's rival is Tata.
3)Rivals 2- They both have another desi rival which is ahead of them in another segment. (I think) Hero Honda's desi rival is TVS which leads scooty segment and Maruti Suzuki's desi rival is Mahindra & Mahindra which leads SUV segment by scorpio.
4)Honda- This company is the common competitor for both.
5)Cross Competitions- Mahindra and Mahindra has entered in two wheeler segment by acquiring Kinetic motors and Bajaj is soon going to launch cheap four wheeler with the help of Renault-Nissan.
6)Survival- Their first desi rivals are surviving in the industry by many forms(models) of only one product. Bajaj is surviving by pulsar 150,180,200 and 220 and recently launched xcd 135 which bajaj says is inspired by pulsar. Tata is surviving by Indica, Xeta, Indigo, Marina, CS, and the recently launched Indica Vista.
7)Foreign Competitions- Both are badly hit by foreign competitions. Hero Honda by Yamaha and Honda,Maruti Suzuki by Hyundai and Honda.
8)Support- Both are known for their widely spread customer support and service centers.
8) Last Name- Maruti Suzuki has the name Suzuki which is a competitor of Hero Honda, and Hero Honda has the name Honda which is a competitor of Maruti Suzuki. ;-)
Apart from this, they both have major differences-
New Launches- Hero Honda is somewhat or very lazy in launching new models, this company believes in upgrading its existing models but Maruti Suzuki constantly launches super cool new models.
Value for money- Maruti Suzuki provides value for money for its cars, whereas Hero Honda makes a fool out of people by selling small 100cc bikes for a whooping 45-47,000 Rs. More to come...
1) Leaders- Both industries are lead by these JV's i.e. Joint Ventures of Hero Honda and Maruti Suzuki.
2)Rivals- Both leaders have desi rivals against them and they both are far behind because of quality issues.Hero Honda's rival is Bajaj, Maruti Suzuki's rival is Tata.
3)Rivals 2- They both have another desi rival which is ahead of them in another segment. (I think) Hero Honda's desi rival is TVS which leads scooty segment and Maruti Suzuki's desi rival is Mahindra & Mahindra which leads SUV segment by scorpio.
4)Honda- This company is the common competitor for both.
5)Cross Competitions- Mahindra and Mahindra has entered in two wheeler segment by acquiring Kinetic motors and Bajaj is soon going to launch cheap four wheeler with the help of Renault-Nissan.
6)Survival- Their first desi rivals are surviving in the industry by many forms(models) of only one product. Bajaj is surviving by pulsar 150,180,200 and 220 and recently launched xcd 135 which bajaj says is inspired by pulsar. Tata is surviving by Indica, Xeta, Indigo, Marina, CS, and the recently launched Indica Vista.
7)Foreign Competitions- Both are badly hit by foreign competitions. Hero Honda by Yamaha and Honda,Maruti Suzuki by Hyundai and Honda.
8)Support- Both are known for their widely spread customer support and service centers.
8) Last Name- Maruti Suzuki has the name Suzuki which is a competitor of Hero Honda, and Hero Honda has the name Honda which is a competitor of Maruti Suzuki. ;-)
Apart from this, they both have major differences-
New Launches- Hero Honda is somewhat or very lazy in launching new models, this company believes in upgrading its existing models but Maruti Suzuki constantly launches super cool new models.
Value for money- Maruti Suzuki provides value for money for its cars, whereas Hero Honda makes a fool out of people by selling small 100cc bikes for a whooping 45-47,000 Rs. More to come...
14 March 2009
Oh I forgot...
You know guys, when a bike manufacturer completes the whole bike and brings it to the market, they always forget one part. Because nobody’s perfect. According to me, let’s see what they say after completing their bike???
Yamaha- Oh no, we forgot to attach the number plate.
TVS- Hey guys, we have the bike but don’t know how to sell it???
Honda- Is there anyone who can hear the sound of its engine???
Suzuki- Our bikes looks ugly because we don’t have designing dept.
Bajaj- We can’t afford the costly spares so you have to do with the cheaper ones.
HH- Don’t worry about the bike guys, just make that (Hero Honda) badge shiny because that’s what sells it.
Yamaha- Oh no, we forgot to attach the number plate.
TVS- Hey guys, we have the bike but don’t know how to sell it???
Honda- Is there anyone who can hear the sound of its engine???
Suzuki- Our bikes looks ugly because we don’t have designing dept.
Bajaj- We can’t afford the costly spares so you have to do with the cheaper ones.
HH- Don’t worry about the bike guys, just make that (Hero Honda) badge shiny because that’s what sells it.
More to come...
10 March 2009
Magnetic Repulsion (Hero Honda Glamour)
Today I am going to rip off tv ad of HH Glamour.
The first word that came to my mind when I saw this ad was “CRAP”. I am really pissed of by that guy who is behind all the bullshit ads of HH. This company makes bikes or what? Or they have special power in them? Like I told you before, Karizma has the ‘power’ of wiping the mud off itself, and this piece of shit named Glamour makes the rider to understand “Mann ki Baat of Girls”. What the f*#k???
In this ad, a guy is somewhat jealous of the other guy because he is lonely and without girls. So he ask that guy, what’s the formula for all that? That guy gives him the bike keys and says “Mann ki Baat Samjho”. Next minute he takes a ride and listens to all the girls what’s going through their minds? With a help of that 125cc, 9 bhp i.e. under powered (most of the other bikes in this segment are above 10 bhp) and over priced bike. I don’t know why people are supporting this company even we have international companies (Yamaha, Honda, Suzuki) in our country. Their bikes are far more better than this joint venture company (Hero group which is famous for Hero Puchs and Bicycle) which is a partner of a respected Japanese company Honda.
So I urge this company to make better bikes and far more better ads. I am not saying that this company was dumb from start. If you remember, HH Achiever ad was awesome but the bike was a flop big time. So this company is just unlucky, if they get the ad correct than the product turns into a failure. And even if they get the product right (HH Hunk), the ad turns into a nightmare, i.e. transforming of bike into a bull, HORRIBLE. (More on this, later) Coming back to the topic, the tagline of the bike is “Magnetic Attraction”. But somebody tell this JACKA$$, suppose if the bike really had the magnetic attraction even than it would have been failed to attract girls because Magnet Attracts Iron not human beings. That kind of ad and the product can do only one thing i.e. REPULSION. I wonder if there is really a guy behind all these ads or it is some teenager who is thinking of his fantasies or never attended school!!!
......NEXT UP- HH HUNK...... More to come...
The first word that came to my mind when I saw this ad was “CRAP”. I am really pissed of by that guy who is behind all the bullshit ads of HH. This company makes bikes or what? Or they have special power in them? Like I told you before, Karizma has the ‘power’ of wiping the mud off itself, and this piece of shit named Glamour makes the rider to understand “Mann ki Baat of Girls”. What the f*#k???
In this ad, a guy is somewhat jealous of the other guy because he is lonely and without girls. So he ask that guy, what’s the formula for all that? That guy gives him the bike keys and says “Mann ki Baat Samjho”. Next minute he takes a ride and listens to all the girls what’s going through their minds? With a help of that 125cc, 9 bhp i.e. under powered (most of the other bikes in this segment are above 10 bhp) and over priced bike. I don’t know why people are supporting this company even we have international companies (Yamaha, Honda, Suzuki) in our country. Their bikes are far more better than this joint venture company (Hero group which is famous for Hero Puchs and Bicycle) which is a partner of a respected Japanese company Honda.
So I urge this company to make better bikes and far more better ads. I am not saying that this company was dumb from start. If you remember, HH Achiever ad was awesome but the bike was a flop big time. So this company is just unlucky, if they get the ad correct than the product turns into a failure. And even if they get the product right (HH Hunk), the ad turns into a nightmare, i.e. transforming of bike into a bull, HORRIBLE. (More on this, later) Coming back to the topic, the tagline of the bike is “Magnetic Attraction”. But somebody tell this JACKA$$, suppose if the bike really had the magnetic attraction even than it would have been failed to attract girls because Magnet Attracts Iron not human beings. That kind of ad and the product can do only one thing i.e. REPULSION. I wonder if there is really a guy behind all these ads or it is some teenager who is thinking of his fantasies or never attended school!!!
......NEXT UP- HH HUNK...... More to come...
09 March 2009
Bak Bak Go (Hero Honda Karizma)
Some of the ads are interesting, some are not. The one which is being shown again and again nowadays is of Karizma.
Today I am going to rip off tv ad of HH Karizma.
First, few words about the bike. Hero Honda Karizma is overall a good bike. but it is NOW dated. HH guys did some cosmetic changes in the previous model by adding some graphics and a small engine guard. Wow, that makes the bike super cool and super fast. NO. Mind you, no engine changes, no extra power, no rear disc brake nothing. While competitors Bajaj introduced much powerful, good looking, full of the features etc. etc. and Yamaha introduced R15 with 150cc engine with same power as Karizma, killer looks but you have to shell out more money for that.
So HH thought it should tell the consumers about the changes in this bike through its ad. Hrithik Roshan is the brand ambassador of this company along with some cricketers and Priyanka Chopra. I don’t know what the hell was in their mind when they approved the ad for telecasting. It is rubbish, far from reality, born from a shit-head mind AD. It doesn’t mean that if you have Hrithik Roshan than you can do everything with the help of this bike. There is no need to wash your bike, you just have to ride it fast while doing wheelie and mud will wipe off. Are we f*#king stupid to believe that??? No at all, but the one who created this ad. THIS AD SUCKS. And these a*$holes still air this ad on tv, and check out this one…near the end of this ad, the guy says “ALL NEW STRIKING KARIZMA” or something like that. Somebody tell this guy its not “STRIKING NEW” anymore. It is old, dated and very slow (power vise) compared to P220 and R15. HH please learn something from your competitors even if you are the market leader or No.1 from last 8 years. Look at some of the bajaj ads, some of the TVS Apache ads.
F#*k you Hero Honda and don’t make such ads which makes me (and some of you guys out there) to punch or break or blast my TV set. And what is this DHAK DHAK GO??? The beginning of this ad is awesome and mysterious, a guy which is ready to land on a helipad through sky with help of helicopter. But after that, the AD turns into a hoax, disaster, crap, shit (please suggest me more such words)… It has a full length song with dance of Hrithik Roshan and some cricketers and Priyanka Chopra. SONGS are not used in the ads, these are called JINGLES, which are much shorter. Got it??? No problem if the ad is too long but it has to be interesting, thrilling and it should tell the consumers about the product features. Just like the PULSARMANIA ad which is now banned. The best ad I’ve ever seen. Believe me Hero Honda, a majority of viewers out their just change the channel because of the above two ads. This is not good for you and definitely not for that TV channel.
I call this ad BAK BAK GO, because I want HH to stop its BAK-BAK and just GO. Think something new about the bike and its ad.
......NEXT UP- HH GLAMOUR......
Today I am going to rip off tv ad of HH Karizma.
First, few words about the bike. Hero Honda Karizma is overall a good bike. but it is NOW dated. HH guys did some cosmetic changes in the previous model by adding some graphics and a small engine guard. Wow, that makes the bike super cool and super fast. NO. Mind you, no engine changes, no extra power, no rear disc brake nothing. While competitors Bajaj introduced much powerful, good looking, full of the features etc. etc. and Yamaha introduced R15 with 150cc engine with same power as Karizma, killer looks but you have to shell out more money for that.
So HH thought it should tell the consumers about the changes in this bike through its ad. Hrithik Roshan is the brand ambassador of this company along with some cricketers and Priyanka Chopra. I don’t know what the hell was in their mind when they approved the ad for telecasting. It is rubbish, far from reality, born from a shit-head mind AD. It doesn’t mean that if you have Hrithik Roshan than you can do everything with the help of this bike. There is no need to wash your bike, you just have to ride it fast while doing wheelie and mud will wipe off. Are we f*#king stupid to believe that??? No at all, but the one who created this ad. THIS AD SUCKS. And these a*$holes still air this ad on tv, and check out this one…near the end of this ad, the guy says “ALL NEW STRIKING KARIZMA” or something like that. Somebody tell this guy its not “STRIKING NEW” anymore. It is old, dated and very slow (power vise) compared to P220 and R15. HH please learn something from your competitors even if you are the market leader or No.1 from last 8 years. Look at some of the bajaj ads, some of the TVS Apache ads.
F#*k you Hero Honda and don’t make such ads which makes me (and some of you guys out there) to punch or break or blast my TV set. And what is this DHAK DHAK GO??? The beginning of this ad is awesome and mysterious, a guy which is ready to land on a helipad through sky with help of helicopter. But after that, the AD turns into a hoax, disaster, crap, shit (please suggest me more such words)… It has a full length song with dance of Hrithik Roshan and some cricketers and Priyanka Chopra. SONGS are not used in the ads, these are called JINGLES, which are much shorter. Got it??? No problem if the ad is too long but it has to be interesting, thrilling and it should tell the consumers about the product features. Just like the PULSARMANIA ad which is now banned. The best ad I’ve ever seen. Believe me Hero Honda, a majority of viewers out their just change the channel because of the above two ads. This is not good for you and definitely not for that TV channel.
I call this ad BAK BAK GO, because I want HH to stop its BAK-BAK and just GO. Think something new about the bike and its ad.
......NEXT UP- HH GLAMOUR......
08 March 2009
Funny Bike Quotes
Here is a great way of knowing what your bike says about you!
#Hero Splendour: My dad make all the decisions in my family!
#TVS Jive: Sorry I am in a hurry,no time to talk and m already behind my monthly target!
#Hero Passion: I can't afford a premium bike!
#Bajaj Platina: Sigh! I thought the city mileage is in 3 figures...
#TVS Star City: The name gives me the feeling of a car...(Honda City)
#Honda CB Twister: It gives same mileage as the unicorn but its cheaper...and it comes in Golden too!
#Suzuki Heat: Oops, I thought its a 100cc bike!
#Suzuki Slingshot: I like to stand apart from crowd...VERY APART!
#Hero Glamour: I still can't afford a premium bike...
#Honda CBF Stunner: I thought its the new Karizma!
#Hero Ignitor: I thought its the new Stunner.
#Yamaha Gladiator: One Day,I will definately catch that pulsar with my bike!
#TVS Flame: I will burn all the bikes!
#Suzuki Hayate: I went for the Access but the sales guy gave me a free poster of Salman with it!
#Bajaj Pulsar 135 LS: I wasn't able to resist A PULSAR available for less than 55 thousand Rs.
#Hero Hunk: I want to attract girls by any mean possible!
#Bajaj Pulsar: My friends,my relatives,my family members,my watchman,my colleagues and even my milkman has got this bike!
#Hero CBZ Extreme: Once I fell OFF THE EDGE from 3rd floor of a building(head first) and the rest is history!
#Yamaha FZ-16: I am not into desi bikes.
#Hero Impulse: I am so sick of bad Indian roads with potholes.
#TVS Apache RTR 160/FI: I don't like HH and Bajaj bikes...seriously!
#Honda Unicorn: I can afford a 150cc bike but I can't afford fuel price!
#Yamaha Fazer: I don't know anything about the CC and BHP...I just wanna go for touring with my Dad's money.
#Bajaj Avenger: I always wanted to ride Harley Davidson...Sigh!
#Yamaha R15: I've got money But I don't know how to drive a car!
#TVS APACHE RTR 180: I smoked out R15 and Pulsar 180... Now tell me when Hero Honda's 180 coming???
#Hero Karizma: Fuel Prices??? I don't know what are you talking about?
#Hero Karizma ZMR: R15 is way too common and I don't like Yamaha bikes either...
#Bajaj Pulsar 220: I am the fastest and I hate Karizma!
#Bajaj Pulsar 200 NS: Make way for the desi boy.
#Kawasaki Ninza250: Why stick to 40 when I can fly at 140!!!
#Honda CBR 250: I like commuting to & fro my office on a sports bike.
#Royal Enfield: I eat all day and loves to seek everybody's attention!
## PLEASE DO NOT CHECK OUT REST OF THE BLOG IT WILL OFFEND YOU##
#Hero Splendour: My dad make all the decisions in my family!
#TVS Jive: Sorry I am in a hurry,no time to talk and m already behind my monthly target!
#Hero Passion: I can't afford a premium bike!
#Bajaj Platina: Sigh! I thought the city mileage is in 3 figures...
#TVS Star City: The name gives me the feeling of a car...(Honda City)
#Honda CB Twister: It gives same mileage as the unicorn but its cheaper...and it comes in Golden too!
#Suzuki Heat: Oops, I thought its a 100cc bike!
#Suzuki Slingshot: I like to stand apart from crowd...VERY APART!
#Hero Glamour: I still can't afford a premium bike...
#Honda CBF Stunner: I thought its the new Karizma!
#Hero Ignitor: I thought its the new Stunner.
#Yamaha Gladiator: One Day,I will definately catch that pulsar with my bike!
#TVS Flame: I will burn all the bikes!
#Suzuki Hayate: I went for the Access but the sales guy gave me a free poster of Salman with it!
#Bajaj Pulsar 135 LS: I wasn't able to resist A PULSAR available for less than 55 thousand Rs.
#Hero Hunk: I want to attract girls by any mean possible!
#Bajaj Pulsar: My friends,my relatives,my family members,my watchman,my colleagues and even my milkman has got this bike!
#Hero CBZ Extreme: Once I fell OFF THE EDGE from 3rd floor of a building(head first) and the rest is history!
#Yamaha FZ-16: I am not into desi bikes.
#Hero Impulse: I am so sick of bad Indian roads with potholes.
#TVS Apache RTR 160/FI: I don't like HH and Bajaj bikes...seriously!
#Honda Unicorn: I can afford a 150cc bike but I can't afford fuel price!
#Yamaha Fazer: I don't know anything about the CC and BHP...I just wanna go for touring with my Dad's money.
#Bajaj Avenger: I always wanted to ride Harley Davidson...Sigh!
#Yamaha R15: I've got money But I don't know how to drive a car!
#TVS APACHE RTR 180: I smoked out R15 and Pulsar 180... Now tell me when Hero Honda's 180 coming???
#Hero Karizma: Fuel Prices??? I don't know what are you talking about?
#Hero Karizma ZMR: R15 is way too common and I don't like Yamaha bikes either...
#Bajaj Pulsar 220: I am the fastest and I hate Karizma!
#Bajaj Pulsar 200 NS: Make way for the desi boy.
#Kawasaki Ninza250: Why stick to 40 when I can fly at 140!!!
#Honda CBR 250: I like commuting to & fro my office on a sports bike.
#Royal Enfield: I eat all day and loves to seek everybody's attention!
## PLEASE DO NOT CHECK OUT REST OF THE BLOG IT WILL OFFEND YOU##
More to come...
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